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The Deluded Informerę is on HIATUS, `cause the staff (ie. Philip and Louis) are getting WAY too busy to update it on time. So, instead of leaving the fourth issue up without an explanation, we figured we`d be better off apologizing, and making this solemn promise--we will update as soon as we have something worth publishing.
If you want to read up on some older issues, check out the archive. To be on a damn mailing list that will tell you next time we`re updated, send a message to Phil. Here is a little teaser, originally intended to be published in the ill-fated christmas issue. Enjoy it, and try to hope that we will get our useless act together. Soon, my dear deluded readers. Soon.

Philip Shearing,

Internet Satirical Newspaper Association