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-The Deluded Informer, Tuesday November 10th-
The Deluded Informer presents: Survey 3-Does Hamburger Helper really help? Unless you've been living in a cave for the past few years, you must have seen the countless numbers of commercials for the popular food "Hamburger Helper." The freaky looking hand that serves as its spokesman is constantly proclaiming that "Hamburger Helper makes a great meal." Our question for this week concerns these claims of quality dining. Does hamburger helper really help? You be the judge. Hamburger helper = "food of the gods" About as tasty as broken glass shards The food sucks but the hand sure looks cool!
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