-The Deluded Informer, Thursday October 15th-
The Deluded Informer presents: Survey 1
"Should Kevin Bacon be killed?"

This weeks question is concerning Kevin Bacon, star of such films as Diner, Footloose, and Apollo 13. He has been desribed as "an actor who can perform a large number of roles." He is happily married and living somewhere in L.A.

The question we have for you today is, should Kevin Bacon be killed? We are putting his life in your hands. It is for you to decide: you could vote to have him killed, or you could spare him. We wish you good luck in your decision. Godspeed.

Kevin Bacon

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